Pokemon X friend code: 1220-7073-8306, The name is Luis
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. If you find this as humorous as i do copy and paste it somewhere
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